Who has the biggest penis?
From Faithful Gorillas to
gorillas and chimpanzees proves that women prefer bigger penises...!
Yes, you read
it right. Although it is not my theory (see next page), I will do my best to explain
it. Again, it is a matter of logic.
primates and humans:
1. chimpanzee: extremely promiscuous
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: very faithful
- Penis size (from largest to smallest):
1. human: longest and thickest penis (see page 33, Average Penis
2. chimpanzee: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest (about an inch and a half when erected!)
- Testicle size (from largest to smallest):
1. chimpanzee: largest
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest
Female gorillas are the most faithful. This means that when a male
gorilla has intercourse with a female, his sperm will never have
competition from other males' sperm. It has all the time and chance to
impregnate the female. No sperm
competition means that even a small drop of semen will assure that
that particular male will be the father of the offspring. That is
why gorillas' testicles are extremely small.
female chimpanzees are extremely promiscuous. At any given time, the female will have
the sperm from at least two or three males inside her vagina. For a male to be sure
he is the father he will have to make sure that it is his sperm
that will impregnate her. How
can he improve his chances?
- either deliver the sperm close to the uterus: longer penis
- and/or deliver big quantities of sperm: large testicles
The fact that gorillas and orangutans have small testicles and small penises, proves that having
is only an advantage under conditions of rampant female
promiscuity (as is the case with humans and chimps.) Longer penises deliver the sperm more efficiently in a vagina that already contains sperm from various other males.
Although chimpanzees are even more promiscuous than humans,
penis of the male chimp is only half the size of the penis of a
man. This shows that especially human females prefer
longer and bigger penises.
This makes sense because the
concept of pleasure is far more evolved among humans than among
other primates. Since a big penis causes more pleasure (see page 6), the man
with the biggest penis will have the most chance to be allowed to
impregnate the woman.
Sexual selection is also responsible for men's relatively large
testicles. Men's testicles are bigger than the
gorillas', a species where the females are monogamous. If a man has bigger testicles he can produce more
voluminous and more frequent ejaculations, a necessary ingredient to impregnate a female that has been mating with
bigger the semen volume and quantity, the more chance his sperm will win
the race among all the other ones. This is the reason why women
instinctively prefer men who can deliver forceful and
large amounts of semen (see page 44, Women Care About Testicle Size and Ejaculation)
- gives more pleasure
- more chance to orgasm
- more chance for egg to be fertilized
- satisfies a woman's instinctive need to make
It can be discouraging to hear all this talk
about women being naturally unfaithful and preferring big penises
and big ejaculations...
think about this:
Be happy women haven't been as
faithful as you wish they were, or you would have been able to
parade with the gorillas, showing-off your one and a half inch
If women wouldn't care so much
about size, we would all be hung like a chimp, with his
three-inch erection. In fact, if women could have been even more picky
about size, we would all have had our ten-inch-plus.
Women have an instinctive and fundamental preference for bigger